Monday, 4 October 2010

Other Stuff....

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word "Fuck". It is one magical word. Just by it's sound you can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language fuck falls  into many grammatical catergories. It can be used as a verb both intransitive ( Dave fucked Anne ) and transitive ( Anne was fuckd by Dave ) ; as an adverb ( Anne is a good f uck ) and also as an abjective ( Anne is fucking beautiful ). As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of "Fuck".

Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following:

Greetings.......... How the fuck are you.
Fraud............... I got fucked at the car auctions.
Dismay............. Oh fuck it.
Trouble............. Well i guess i'm fucked now.
Aggression........ Fuck you.
Difficulty........... I don't understand this fucking job.
Displeasure....... What the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence.... He fucks up everything.
Lost.................. Where the fuck are we.
Retaliation......... Up your fucking ass.

And remember General Custers famous last words:- "Where did all them fucking indians come from?"

And also the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima:- "what the fuck was that?"

And last but not least those immortal words of the captain of the Titanic:- "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

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