Daft Poems.....

You've heard the tale of 'Robin Hood And how he did poor people good,
But there is more to this famous story of Sherwood Forest's pride and glory.

At night when all the robbing was done, The merry men would have some fun,
in fact it would be fair to say, The merry men were rather gay.

As Little John starts to unwind, Robin takes him from behind,
And as they frolic in the grass, Robin rams it up his ass.

One night when they were all at play, A gorgeous maiden came their way,
She sauntered up to Friar Tuck, And said  "I'm Marion - wanna fuck?"

The Friar could not believe his ears, "she's offering sex to us old queers!"
While he recovered from his shock, Robin presented her with his cock.

Marion's clothes were off in a flash, The three merry men all had a bash,
For marion this was sheer bliss, As they filled her every orifice.

When all the work was done, she gave a whine, "Thank you boys for a loverly time",
But for the pleasure you must pay, "I've got the pox", have a nice day.

"Now listen hear", Said Friar Tuck, "We really dont give a fuck,
The laughs on you, you silly cow, we've all got Aids, So who's fucked now!"